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pride
of manchester -
george formby |
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"No matter where I go - London, Paris, Mexico,
Anywhere on Earth, they know my place of birth,
North or South, when I open my mouth,
They know that
I’m not Dutch,
They
can tell I come from Lancashire, but they can’t tell me much."
- Lyrics
to George Formby's "A Lad From Lancashire" |
George
Formby – the ukulele-playing Lancashire icon, with the slicked-back
Brycreem hair, and tombstone tooth grin, as wide as the grille on
a Yankee Buick – was such a household word, in the 30s and
40s, his name tripped off your tongue faster than OK Sauce, or Coleman’s
Mustard.
He was a movie star, when we called
them ‘Talkies’, and George and His Ukulele were hot
properties in the entertainment industry, because both had a grip
on the public at large, stronger than Hitler, Churchill and the
whole cabbage patch of politicians put together, because both gave
everyone hope and happiness, in times of great depression.
His saucy songs, and sharp eye for
satire, which he cloaked in a veil of exaggerated innocence, were
'bang-on-target' for the era in which they existed...and his public
knew that, and loved him for it.
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Today, his naive suggestiveness,
and double entendre would be laughed off the stage; but this was
another time; another place; when the public were not receptive
to today's 'full frontal vulgarity'; and when Formby - without the
slightest hint of obscenity - was undisputed King of the Muck Heap!
Born in Wigan, Lancashire (now Greater
Manchester), on May 26, 1904, George was the second child of the
legendary Edwardian Music Hall star, George Formby Snr. Their first
child did not survive, but several brothers and sisters came after
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He
originally trained as a jockey, but on his father’s death,
at only 46 – following his collapse, in pantomime, at Newcastle-Upon-Tyne,
in 1921 – George, egged-on by his mother Eliza, took to the
boards, copying his father’s act. Under the stage name of
George Hoy, his saucy songs, and sharp eye for satire, which he
cloaked in a veil of exaggerated innocence, were 'bang-on-target'
for the era in which they existed...and his public knew that, and
loved him for it.
Today, his naive suggestiveness,
and double entendre would be laughed off the stage; but this was
another time; another place; when the public were not receptive
to today's 'full frontal vulgarity'; and when Formby - without the
slightest hint of obscenity - was undisputed King of the Muck Heap!
He opened at the Hippodrome Theatre,
Earlestown, near Newton Le Willows, just outside Wigan, and preferring
not to use his father’s name – until he had made it
to the top – he chose, instead the name George Hoy, which
was his mother’s maiden name.
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Sympathy bookings from agents loyal
to his dad, soon evaporated when the callow 17-year-old quickly
outlived the ‘honeymoon period’, courtesy of his father’s
equally deferential, and responsive public.
Finally, he was reduced to throwing
in his lot with minstrel shows, pierrots, and profit-share tours,
that barely made a living, but at least, allowed him to eat, and
simultaneously, keep his hand-in, in the business. It was on one
such tour – two years after his father’s death –
that George met, and instantly fell in love with, a beautiful
dancer, Beryl Ingham, who did a clog-dancing ‘turn’
with her sister, in the show.
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Within
weeks, they were ‘Mr. And Mrs. Formby’, and from then
on the name 'George and Beryl' was synonymous with George’s
meteoric rise to fame.
Beryl – a shrewd businesswomen, and dynamic
‘driving’ character, from childhood – started
by taking her husband along to a Newcastle agent, Fred Convery,
and landing George a revue contract, which guaranteed him work for
the next five years.
With him, George took along a cheap
ukulele – a leisure-time 'toy', bought from a pal for a few
bob – but, at Beryl’s insistence, shrewdly incorporated
into his comedy act, with Beryl as his feed and partner. Very soon,
the pair were touring provincial halls, countrwide, and within a
decade of them starting-out, they were topping Variety bills in
their own 'George Formby Show'.
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Beryl told me, in 1959
- when I was researching George's life, for an intended BBC 'This
Is Your Life' show - that, every evening they went back to their
theatrical digs, hugging a carpet bag, stuffed-to-overflowing with
pound notes: the takings for one night's Variety performance.
It was at one such provincial call,
in 1933, that George met Northcountry film maker, and impresario,
John. E. Blakeley, when he knocked on George’s dressing room
door, at the theatre in Warrington, and asked them to star in their
first ‘talkie’, for his Mancunian Film Studios.
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“I
nearly grabbed his hand off”, said George, years later, in
a television biography. “he said: ‘yes, I’d like
to make a movie with you; but I haven’t got a script’;
I said ‘I have’, and I pulled out this little sketch
‘Boot, Boots !’, that Beryl and I had written, along
with a chap in our show, called Arthur Mertz.”
The film, shot in one room over a garage, in
Albany Street, Camden Town, London, cost £4,000 to make; but
it also made an instant hit with the big film renters – because
it was packing-out the picture houses, and breaking box-office records
– so the big London Studios beckoned, and Formby was on his
way, with a seven year contract, from Ealing Studios, and a star-studded
‘20 pictures’ movie career ahead of him.
Blakeley’s second, and last
Formby film – ‘Off The Dole’ (1934/5) –
ushered in Ealing’s much slicker option ‘No Limit’:
a motorcycle racing story, shot on the Isle of Man, in which George,
as an aspiring TT-rider, was teamed-up with the brilliant actress/comedienne
and impersonator, Florence Desmonde.
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The film was a tremendous success with cinema
audiences, countrywide, and George emerged with all the trophies.
In fact, the film made such an impact on the island, it is still
shown every year, during Race Week, for annual TT meet.
After that George really opened the throttle,
and let rip with a litany of comedy blockbusters, that until 1944,
successively earned him the annual accolade, ‘Britain’s
Biggest Box-Office Movie Star’.
Simultaneously, from 1933 onwards,
George was an equally successful recording star; churning out
best-selling shellac 78's, first for Decca, and then for the Columbia
Graphophone Company, on their Regal Zonophone budget label.
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At
one stage, he was cutting two big-selling discs a month, and by
the end of 1946, he had more than 200 to his credit. His most memorable
record – ‘When I’m Cleaning Windows’, from
the 1936 ‘talkie’ ‘Keep Your Seats Please’,
sold over a million copies, in the days of wind-up gramophones,
and bread queues, and earned him a gold commemorative disc.
When war broke out, George threw himself
into entertaining the troops, and Beryl accompanied him to war fronts,
all over the world: the Far-East, the Middle-East, the European
Campaign...everywhere, George was to be seen plonking that ukulele,
as he sang his naughty ditties, to the lads in the Front Line: sometimes
only two or three of them, at a machine-gun post, or in a shell-hole.
George and Beryl were in France, at
the beginning of the war, and immediately after the D-Day Landings,
they actually accompanied Monty, with his mobile headquarters, as
they broke through the first defences, and sped forth into occupied
Europe. When he wasn’t doing that, or making pictures, or
touring, he was a corporal dispatch rider, in the Blackpool Home
Guard, and did a great deal of fund-raising, and morale boosting
work on the Home Front, which contributed to him being awarded an
OBE, at the end of hostilities.
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But 1946 ushered in
a series of frightful cataclysmic disappointments for Formby, and
not least the fact that he was given the in-house political brush-off
by Britain’s movie moguls, who believed the ukulele man was
not in touch with the new post-war social changes, or the emerging
generations, who, they believed, regarded him as an embarrassing
anachronism, and a fragment of their parents' culture, of which
they were now ashamed. Secondly George and Beryl were dumbfounded,
when confronted with a £500,000 super-tax bill, from the newly-elected
Atlee government.
"It took virtually everything
we had saved, over the previous decade", Beryl told me. She
explained, they had been making money, but not that much - compared
with today's standards (George got £26,000 per picture) -
and at this rate, what they were having to pay back, amounted to
more than 99 pence in the pound, by today's reckoning.
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George
was so furious, he went on strike, to register his anger at such
an injustice, and did not work, in Britain, for at least a year.
From then on, George’s health went into decline, but he did
fulfil tours, in Canada and Australia, and – despite his annoyance
at the government – began to star in UK shows on his return.
In 1951, Emile Littler gave him the
chance to star in ‘Zip Goes A Million’, a stage musical
version of the play ‘Brewster’s Millions’.
George opened in Coventry before coming
home to Manchester's Palace Theatre, in the autumn, and broke all
box-office records, as Percy Piggot, the chap who inherits millions,
provided he fulfils the terms of the will, and spends a million
pounds in one month.
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Within weeks, George was taking
London by storm, packing them out, with his musical, at The Palace,
and everyone was rejoicing that he was back on tip-top form again.
But, by Whitsuntide, 1952, the toothy comic was teetering on the
brink of death. Driving to his holiday home, near Great Yarmouth,
he swerved his Jaguar off the road, and clutching his chest, gasped
to Beryl that he was 'done for'. It was a massive heart attack,
and it would be two full years before George was back in the spotlight
again.
In the meantime, Beryl nursed him
‘round-the-clock’, and kept him, quite literally,
wrapped up in cotton wool. After that, he left these shores, to
recouperate in Ireland, and there was talk that he would never
come back to work again.
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When
he did return, he was only half the man, whose catchphrase: ‘It’s
Turned Out Nice Again, hasn’t It ?’, had thrilled millions.
He was fat, breathless, slow-moving, and irritable…and –
unknown to the public – his fairy-tale marriage to Beryl,
was in tatters.
A few cruises, and television spectaculars
– on which George was virtually just a guest in his own show
– took him up to 1957, when once again, he returned to the
West End, to appear, first in Variety, at the Palladium, and then
as Idle Jack, in 'Dick Whittington', at Victoria Palace.
A very successful summer season, for
Jacky Jay, at Great Yarmouth’s Windmill Theatre, in 1959,
led to a season at Jimmy Brennan’s Queen’s Theatre,
in Blackpool, the following year, with George topping the bill,
supported by Jimmy Clitheroe, Yana, and Tony Dali. He even cut a
chart-busting pop-song: ‘Happy Go Lucky Me !’, with
‘Banjo Boy’, on the flipside.
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He also checked Beryl
in for a short cruise, similar to the one which he and Beryl had
made to Canada, the previous year, when he appeared in a television
film, 'Trans-Atlantic Showboat', with his old pal, Hughie Greene,
of 'Opportunity Knocks!' fame.
But by this time Beryl – who
had been ‘dying’ with cancer, for three years –
was within weeks of succumbing, and George, himself, was beginning
to get the familiar reminders of ‘Mr CT’, the name he
wryly used to refer to the Coronary Thrombosis, which had dogged
his footsteps, since it had first laid him low, eight years before.
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In
mid-December George told his life story, in a 35-minute special,
for the BBC’s ‘Friday Show’, and in it he confessed
that he could barely read and write, or even read music, and that
- without Beryl to manage and promote him – he never would
have got to where he finally did, in showbusiness.
Returning to his Saint Annes-on-Sea,
Blackpool, home, on December 25 – after completing his dress
rehearsal for his Bristol panto opening, as Mr. Wu, in ‘Aladdin’,
George was beside himself with grief, to learn that Beryl had passed
away in the night.
After one week’s panto, George
himself entered Blackpool’s Victoria Hospital, suffering from
heart strain, and nervous exhaustion, but a get-well card from the
daughter of a friend, caused him to discharge himself, and dash
over to Penwortham, Near Preston, Lancashire, where he met the girl,
Pat Howson - 20 years his junior - and immediately 'popped the question'
to her.
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Newspaper headlines went crazy over
George’s shock announcement, so soon after his wife’s
death. But George was undeterred and planned a Summer wedding,
irrespective of what anybody else had to say.
I talked to George, at the time
of that announcement. He was very concerned that people were accusing
him of bad-mouthing Beryl, and betraying her loyalty, by marrying
so soon after her death. "People don't realise how useless
I am, without the support of a woman like Beryl", George
told me. "I don't think people realise it, but, I'm not well
myself: I can't walk two blocks, without taking a pill, you know.
"This lass is more of a companion than an intended wife.
She is also an Advanced Driver, and she will drive me around to
engagements, and give me a bit of happiness, in what few years
I have left."
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Sadly,
this was not be, for, as George and his bride-to-be, were enjoying
a roast duck dinner, at her Penwortham home, the ukulele man, collapsed
with another heart attack, and was rushed to Saint Joseph’s
Hospital, Preston, where a few days later, just when he was showing
signs of recovery, he suddenly relapsed and died.
It was 5pm, on Monday, March 6, 1961,
and George would have been 57, had he lived until the May.
Hundreds of thousands turned out, to attend
his funeral mass, in Aigburth, near Liverpool, and then line the
cortege’s 20-mile route, to his interment in the family vault,
at Warrington Cemetery.
Pat Howson, was devasted, and within 10 years,
she too was dead, of cancer, but not before some nightmare legal
wranglings over George's much-contested Estate, which, in the end,
didn’t seem to benefit any one, least of all, several of his
apparently disinherited relatives.
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Perhaps the shrewdest
move of all, ever undertaken by Beryl, was to demand that every
time one of George films was shown, he should get 25 per cent of
the net showing fee. In that way, Beryl ensured that while George
lived, he 'reaped while he slept', and, as far as I am aware, his
estate is still benefiting by that arrangement, today.
So, mindful of that, it would be nice
to think that George is really having the last laugh; smiling down
from some ethereal balcony, and commenting to Beryl, his canny spouse:
"It's turned out nice again..hasn't it ?".
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