 | |  | | |  | Build A Bonfire | | (to the tune of 'Oh My Darling Clementine') | | Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, | | Put the scousers on the top. | | Put the city in the middle | | And burn the f*ckin lot... |
| | [buy the Build A Bonfire t-shirt] |
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| | | | | |  | U-N-I-T-E-D | | (to the tune of 'Nick Nack Paddywack') | | U-N-I, T-E-D | | United are the team for me, | | With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone, | | Why don't city f*ck off home. |
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| | | | | |  | We Paid For Their Home | | We paid for their home, | | We paid for their home, | | What a waste of council tax | | We paid for their home! | | | | They don't even go, | | They don't even go, | | What a waste of council tax | | They don't even go! |
| | Sang about the City of Manchester Stadium, built for the Commonwealth Games with £33 million of tax payer's money. In some bizaare business deal, Manchester city lease the stadium cheaply from the council. Following their takeover by Arab billionaire Dr Sulaiman Al Fahim and the announcement that the stadium is now to be used solely for football purposes, this deal seems more dodgy than ever. |
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| | | | | |  | The Council House, Is Never Full | | (to the tune of 'Oh Suzannah') | | The council house | | (The council house) | | Is never full | | (is never full) | | The council house is never full | | Unless they're playing Man U-ni-ted | | The council house is never full |
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| Manchester
city's average attendances for competitive games
at Eastlands: |
| (Capacity
= 47,726 of which approx 3,000 - 4,500 given to
away fans) |
| 2009-10
= 40,524 (upto 29/10/09) |
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| 2008-09
= 38,219 |
2005-06
= 41,097 |
| 2007-08
= 40,311 |
2004-05
= 42,854 |
| 2006-07
= 38,670 |
2003-04
= 43,756 |
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| | | | | |  | My Old Man Said By A City Fan | | (to the tune of 'Don't Dilly Dally On The Way') | | My old man, said "be a city fan", | | I said "f*ck off, you're a c*nt!", | | "I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, | | Than be a city fan for just one minute". | | | | With hatchets and hammers, | | Stanley knives and spanners, | | We'll show those city b*stards how to fight, | | (how to fight) | | "I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, | | Than be a city fan!". | | (all together now).. | | [buy the Hatchets & Hammers t-shirt] |
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| | | | | |  | 32 Years | | In '76, | | This is true, | | A Trophy was won by a team in blue. | | It's been a long time, since that date | | So we'll sing a song | | That they f*ckn hate... | | | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | | | We all hate Leeds scum | | We all hate Leeds scum | | We all hate Leeds scum | | We all hate Leeds scum. | | We all hate Leeds scum | | We all hate Leeds scum | | We all hate Leeds scum | | We all hate Leeds scum | | | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) | | 32 years | | (F*ck all) |
| | [buy the 32 years t-shirt] |
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| | | | | |  | Sh*t On The city | | Sh*t on the city, | | Sh*t on the city tonight. | | Sh*t on the city, | | Sh*t on the city tonight, |
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| | | | | |  | If I Die On The Kippax Street | | (to the tune of 'Yankee Doodle') | | If I die on the Kippax Street | | Woah-oh, woah-oh | | If I die on the Kippax Street | | Woah-oh, woah-oh. | | If I die on the Kippax Street | | There will be ten blue b*stards at my feet, | | Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! | | | | Use your head and use your feet, | | Woah-oh, woah-oh | | Use your head and use your feet, | | Woah-oh, woah-oh. | | Use your head and use your feet | | There will be ten blue b*stards at my feet, | | Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! | | | | If my bones do not mend, | | Woah-oh, woah-oh | | If my bones do not mend, | | Woah-oh, woah-oh. | | If my bones do not mend | | Then carry me back to the Stretford End, | | Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! | | | | When we go down to Maine Road, | | Woah-oh, woah-oh | | When we go down to Maine Road, | | Woah-oh, woah-oh. | | When we go down to Maine Road, | | The city fans they s*it their load, | | Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! |
| | [buy the If I Die on Kippax Street t-shirt] |
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| | | | | |  | Let's All Laugh At city | | Let's all laugh at city | | Ha, ha, ha, ha! | | Let's all laugh at city | | Ha, ha, ha, ha! |
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| | | | | |  | United! United! Rah! Rah! Rah! | | United! United! rah! rah! rah! | | City! City! Hah! Hah! Hah! | | Leeds! Leeds! Baa! Baa! Baa! | | Norwich! Norwich! Far! Far! Far! | | Scousers! Scousers! Rob your car! |
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| | | | | |  | F*ck Off city! | | F*ck off city! | | F*ck off city! | | F*ck off city! | | F*ck off city! |
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| | | | | |  | F*ck Off Stockport | | F*ck off Stockport! | | F*ck off Stockport! | | F*ck off Stockport! | | F*ck off Stockport! |
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| | | | | |  | City Reject! | | City reject! | | City reject! | | Hello! | | Hello! | | City reject! | | City reject! | | Hello! |
| | sang at former Manchester city players |
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| | | | | |  | Stockports, What's The Score? | | Stockports! | | What's the score? | | Stockports! Stockports! | | What's the score? |
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| | | | | |  | Stockports, Give Us A Song! | | Stockports! | | Give us a song. | | Stockports! Stockports! | | Give us a song. |
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| | | | | | | F*ck Off Back To Stockport | | F*ck off back to Stockport! | | F*ck off back to Stockport! | | La, la, la, la, | | La, la, la, la... |
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| | | | | |  | City Is Their Name | | (to the tune of 'Camptown Races') | | City is their name, | | City is their name, | | 32 years and won f*ck all | | City is their name |
| | [buy the 32 years t-shirt] |
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| | | | | |  | Nobody Knows Their Name | | (to the tune of 'Rupert The Bear') | | City! | | Manchester City! | | Nobody knows their name... |
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| | | | | |  | We F*ckn Hate City | | We f*ckin' hate city, | | We f*ckin' hate city, | | We f*ckin' hate... | | We f*ckin' hate city! |
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| | | | | |  | We're The Pride Of Manchester | | We're the pride, | | We're the pride, | | We're the pride of Manchester! | | We're the pride of Man-chest-errr! |
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| | | | | |  | You're the Sh*t Of Manchester | | You're the sh*t, | | You're the sh*t, | | You're the sh*t of Manchester! | | You're the sh*t of Man-chest-errr! |
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| | | | | |  | Are You City In Disguise? | | Are you city? | | Are you city? | | Are you city in disguise? | | Are you city in dis-guise? |
| | Sang to poor opposition and even city themselves |
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| | | | | |  | Kick 'em All | | Kick 'em all, | | Kick 'em all, | | Come on you reds kick 'em all. | | If you see any blue shit | | Then fucking well boot it, | | Come on you reds kick 'em all. |
| | [buy the Kick 'Em All t-shirt] |
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| | | | | |  | City's Going Down With A Billion In The Bank | | (to tune of 'Yello Submarine') | | City's going down with a billion in the bank, | | A billion in the bank... | | A billion in the bank. | | City's going down with a billion in the bank, | | A billion in the bank... | | A billion in the bank. | | | | They're going down, they're going down... | | They're going dow-a-hown, they're going down... | | They're going down, they're going down... |
| | First sang when city fell into the relegation zone shortly after the takeover by the Arab billionaires in 2008-09 |
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| | | | | |  | Inside The Council House | | (to the tune of 'You Are My Sunshine') | | We won the football league again, | | Inside the council house, | | Inside the council house, | | Inside the council house. | | We won the football league again, | | Inside the council house, | | Inside... the... council... house... |
| | Sang after United's 1-0 victory at Eastlands in 2006/07. Chelsea's draw with Arsenal the following day handed the title to United. |
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| | | | | |  | Cheer Up Kevin Keegan | | (to the tune of 'Daydream Believer') | | Cheer up Kevin Keegan | | Oh, what can it mean, | | To a... | | Sad Geordie b*stard, and a... | | Sh*te football team. |
| | Sang to the Manchester city manager between 2001 and 2005 |
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| | | | | |  | City's Going Up But They're Going Straight Back Down | | (to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine') | | City's going up but they're going straight back down, | | Going straight back down, | | Going straight back down. | | City's going up but they're going straight back down, | | Going straight back down, | | Going straight back down. | | | | They're going up! They're going down! | | Going u-uh-up, going down | | They're going up! They're going down... |
| | Sang in 2002 when City won the First Division. The previous season they had been relegated from the Premiership after only just winning promotion the year before. |
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| | | | | |  | Can He Fix It? | | (to the tune of 'Bob The Builder') | | Kevin Keegan | | Can he fix it? | | Kevin Keegan | | Can he f*ck! |
| | Sang to the new Manchester city manager in 2001 |
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| | | | | |  | City's Going Down With A Russian On The Wing | | (to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine') | | City's going down with a Russian on the wing | | A Russian on the wing, | | A Russian on the wing. | | City's going down with a Russian on the wing | | A Russian on the wing, | | A Russian on the wing... | | | | They're going down, they're going down... | | They're going dow-a-hown, they're going down... | | They're going down, they're going down... |
| | Sang in 2001 after Andrei Kanchelskis joined city on loan from Rangers. The song had originally been distastefully sang a year before as 'City's Going Down Like A Russian Submarine' following the explosion on the K-141 Kursk nuclear submarine. |
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| | | | | |  | City Are A Massive Club! | | (to the tune of 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands') | | They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League, | | They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League, | | They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League... | | Oh, city are a massive club! | | | | Over 2,000 verses have since been added, not all were sang at the ground but those that were include (in no particular order): | | They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan. | | They've got the widest pitch, in the land. | | They've got the tallest corner flags in the world. | | They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world. | | They've got the biggest bananas in the land. | | You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand. | | They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms. | | They had Colin Bell who was better than Best. | | They bought Steve Daley for a million quid. | | They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down. | | They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92. | | They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan. | | They used to be Little, but now they're Large. | | They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell (†1). | | They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands. | | They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit. | | They've got exec boxes with a balcony. | | They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig. | | They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvenors. | | They invade their pitch when they win 3 points. | | They do a lap of honour when they win the toss. | | They sing racist chants cos they've got no class. | | ~ Added in 1997 ~ | | They've got 3 stars on their new club badge. | | They've got a continental lazer blue Kappa kit. | | They're going to turn Manchester into Milan. | | They had the future England captain, but his cruciate went.(†2) | | They've got 54 players but they're no f*cking good. | | They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch. | | ~ Added in 1998 ~ | | They have a derby match with Macclesfield. | | They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways. | | They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front. (†3) | | ~ Added in 1999 ~ | | Their best ever player plays for Ajax reserves. (†4) | | They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen (†5) | | ~ Added in 2000 ~ | | They signed George Weah but he thought they played in red. | | They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day. | | They take 15,000 to every away. | | They take 30,000 to every away. | | They take 60,000 to every away. | | They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park. | | They've got three million fans in Manchester. | | They empty Stockport when they play at home. | | They're the only team to come from Manchester. | | They have a civic reception when they've won f*ck all | | They were the second-best team in Division Two. | | They were the third-best team in Division Three. | | They've had 17 managers in 20 years. |
| | Sadly this song grew too 'massive' to be sang at matches and as a result barely gets heard nowadays. It's a shame as this is without doubt the best example of the wit and improvisation heard at Old Trafford before the Glazer takeover - each verse at one time or another probably being a serious claim to fame by city fans. | | (†1)= Helen "the bell" Turner (who rang her bell at City for 30 years) / (†2)= Paul Lake | | (†3) =Shaun Goater / (†4) =Georgie Kinkladze / (†5)=Nicky Weaver |
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| | | | | |  | Hawai Five-0 | | (to the tune of 'Hawai Five-O') | | Na, na, na, na, na, na, | | Na, na, na, na, na, |
| | Sang following United's 5-0 thrashing of City in 1994/95 |
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| | | | | |  | 5-0 | | One, two, | | One, two, three, | | One, two, three, four, | | Five Nil! |
| | Sang following United's 5-0 thrashing of City at Old Trafford in 1994/95. City fans had previously sang a similar tune for their 5-1 victory over United in 1989. Bizaarely they continued to sing their version even after United's 5-0 payback. |
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| | | | | |  | 2-0 Up and F*cked It Up | | (to the tune of 'The Camptown Races') | | Two - nil up and f*cked it up, | | City! City! | | Two - nil up and f*cked it up, | | City is our name. | | City is our name. | | City is our name. | | Two - nil up and f*cked it up, | | City is our name. |
| | Sang after United came back from 2-0 down at Maine Road in 1993 to win 3-2 | |
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| | | | | |  | Blue Moon | | Blue Moon, | | You started singing too soon | | You thought you'd beat us 3-1, | | And now Howard Kendall has gone. |
| | Sang following United's comeback from 3-1 down to draw 3-3 at Maine Road in Oct 1990. City manager Howard Kendall left for Everton a few days later. |
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| | | | | |  | Lee Bummed Bell | | (to the tune of 'Nick Nack Paddywack') | | Lee bummed Bell, | | Bell bummed Lee, | | Lee and Bell bummed Summerbee, | | With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone, | | Why don't city f*ck off home. |
| | Sang in the 1970's about city players Franny Lee, Colin Bell & Mike Summerbee |
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| | | | | |  | Hark Now Hear | | (to the tune of 'Mary's Boy Child') | | Hark now hear, United sing, | | The city run away, | | And we will fight for evermore, | | Because of Derby Day! |
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| | | | | | | Know anymore Manchester United songs aimed at Man city? | | If you know of any other Manchester United songs and chants directed at the Bitter Blues, CLICK HERE to let us know. | | Please note, as we receive so many awful new songs that will never take off with the fans, we will only publish songs already heard at the games. | | We will not publish any songs that are tasteless or racist. |
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