| Songs and Chants aimed at Other Teams | United fans can also dish it out to other clubs, aswell as their main rivals. We have added a few songs the Red Army sings to their opposition... | |
| In Your Cup Final - (to the tune of 'Go West') | 2-0 in your cup final, 2-0 in your cup final, 2-0 in your cup final, 2-0 in your cup final! (when United are leading, the song gets dished out as a double insult - they are losing and in their biggest game of the season, their 'cup final') |
| One Stand Bigger Than Your Ground - (to the tune of 'She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain') | We've got one stand bigger than your ground, We've got one stand bigger than your ground, We've got one stand bigger, We've got one stand bigger, We've got one stand bigger than your ground! |
| You Support A Load of Sh*t - (chant) | You support a load of sh*t, You support, a load of sh*t... (This is the common response to the rival fans singing, "Do you come from Manchester?"). |
| Can You Hear? ... | Can you hear the (opposition name) sing? noooooooooo, noooooooooooo Can you hear the (opposition name) sing? noooooooooo, noooooooooooo Can you hear the (opposition name) sing I can't hear a f*ckin' thing (Waooo aoooo (argh!)) |
| F*ck off to the Championship - (chant) | F*ck off to the Championship, f*ck off to the Championship, F*ck off to the Championship, f*ck off to the Championship... (Sang to the likes of West Ham and Leeds and other fodder who battle in the relegation zone!) |
| Going Down... - (chant) | Going Down, Going Down, Going Down, Going Down... (a favourite with all football fans) |
| We'll Never Play You Again - (chant) | Again... We'll never play you again, We'll never play you again, We'll never play you again... (when United's opposition are facing the drop from the Premiership, they may get this treatment) |
| Inbreds, Inbreds... - (chant) | Inbreds, What's the score? Inbreds, inbreds, What's the score? (aimed at the likes of Blackburn and other 'Deliverance' towns) |
| Going home to sh*g your sister - (chant) | Home to sh*g your sister, You're going home to sh*g your sister, Home to sh*g your sister, You're going home to sh*g your sister. |
| The Blackburn Family - (to the tune of 'The Adams Family') | Your father is your brother Your sister is your mother They're F***ing one another The Blackburn Family. |
| If you know of any other songs or chants about rival teams, contact us and we'll update our listings. | |
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